He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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