Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
did you just send me my own nude
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
