So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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