Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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