Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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