What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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