Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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