Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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