I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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