But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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