Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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