im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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