Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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