What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Where are you guys?
Drunk
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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