And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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