So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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