Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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