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I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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