How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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