well I can't set my house on fire every night
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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