i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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