we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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