if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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