Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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