You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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