So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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