And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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