When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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