he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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