I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
