hell yes lets make some ravioli
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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