Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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