you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
this is an emotional support booty call
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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