Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize
