Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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