Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
we're so committed to being not committed
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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