Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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