That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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