mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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