is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
What drink are we having for lunch?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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