I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
