I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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