I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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