Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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