quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it glows. i had to have it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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