There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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