I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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