Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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