i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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