Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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