I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
be right there i have to get my cape
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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