I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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