You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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