So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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