It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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